This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
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Lying isn't bad . . . . . . . . it's gotten me out of trouble many times!
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"We make dead things deader" ZS
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Worse Case Scenario for the
"He who could do little, did nothing."
Eugene Odum
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"We make dead things deader" ZS
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Worse Case Scenario for the
"He who could do little, did nothing."
Eugene Odum
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Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day!!
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"We make dead things deader" ZS
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Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day!!
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"laugh and the world laughs with you...snore and you sleep alone."
"You can't whack Death on the head!"
"If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!"
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"We make dead things deader" ZS
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